Sperm & Eggs
Attraction
How we seek to combine our sperm and eggs is how we order our spam and eggs. Imagine the scene. A man and woman sit across from each other at a restaurant table. A waitress steps up and hands them a menu, which they duly open. The only ‘choice’ listed inside is spam and eggs. The man orders and is asked how he likes his eggs. He says he is not fussy. ‘However they come,’ adds he. He is concerned only with filling the space that occupies his belly. If the yolk is hard this time or the white undercooked and congealed, perhaps they won’t be the next. He is the more likely of the two to pay the restaurant a visit on another occasion. To become a patron, even.
His partner, on the other hand, is insistent on choosing the best variety of spam available. When she asks to see the ‘Specials Board’, the waitress explains that ‘specials’ in relation to spam is an oxymoron. She has a University degree. Her studies have prepared her for this job.
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Fresh analysis reveals startling new evidence that sperm determines the behaviour of men and eggs the deeds of women. Sperm & Eggs – Attraction is the first volume in the series, Phase 1 of sperm and eggs’ agendas.
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